Black candle with a humorous label 'For the night when you almost text him. Put the phone down and light me instead' on a wooden surface
a choice of scents - opulent whisper a feminine scent, Smouldering night - bold and unisex, Oh so sweet - vibrant rhubarb, Tranquillity Bay - rock salt and driftwood, Christmas tree
candles are available in a choice of two matte container - black or white
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White candle with a black label and a text with personalised name and a text ' smells like a red flag repellent'  on a wooden surface.
Our candles are hand poured in London, vegan friendly, paraben free fragrance oil, plastic free packaging.
add a lid for the candle - wooden, silver, gold, copper
a personalised candle in a classy black gift box and a ribbon
Black candle with a humorous label 'For the night when you almost text him. Put the phone down and light me instead' on a wooden surface
a choice of scents - opulent whisper a feminine scent, Smouldering night - bold and unisex, Oh so sweet - vibrant rhubarb, Tranquillity Bay - rock salt and driftwood, Christmas tree
candles are available in a choice of two matte container - black or white
Black candle with bold white label reading Red Flag Repellent, funny breakup gift
Candle with a humorous post break up  message 'Block. Delete. Cleanse. Now light this and move on' on a wooden surface
White candle with a black label and a text with personalised name and a text ' smells like a red flag repellent'  on a wooden surface.
Our candles are hand poured in London, vegan friendly, paraben free fragrance oil, plastic free packaging.
add a lid for the candle - wooden, silver, gold, copper
a personalised candle in a classy black gift box and a ribbon

Funny Breakup Candle. For Nights You Almost Text Him

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Größentabelle Freigeben

For nights when temptation hits… put the phone down and light this candle instead. A witty and relatable gift for friends, breakups, or anyone who’s been this close to texting the wrong person. Hand poured in the UK with natural wax, this candle can be personalised with your own cheeky or heartfelt text to make it truly unique.

Key Features:

Funny & Personalised: Edit the bold text and the smaller message.

Gift Ready: Perfect for friends, exes, or anyone with questionable taste in dating.

Premium Quality: Hand poured natural wax with a clean, up to 45-hour burn.

Stylish Design: Minimalist label, bold humour.

How to customise:
- Choose the size and adds on for your candle. 200ml or 300ml jar. 200ml will burn for approx. 25hrs, 300ml will burn for approx. 45hrs. Adds on - gift box, lid, both or candle only
- Choose the colour of the candle jar, label and scent. The jar and label come in black or white. Scents are written in shortcuts - please see photo for description.

- Customise your text - How to enter details in the Personalisation box -
1. Enter text in bold
2. Enter smaller font text. Please note that the longer the text, the smaller the letters and the busier the label.

Made From:

Our candles are made to order and hand poured in small batches by us in our studio in London. We use a blend of coconut and rapeseed wax and high quality fragrance oils that are Phthalates and Paraben free as well as vegan friendly.

The labels are waterproof, grease and scratch proof and will not fade away. We are all about the quality!

Size:

200ml jar - H 8.35, Diameter - 6.85cm. Burn time approx. 25hrs will hold approx. 160g of wax

300ml jar - H:9.2cm, Diameter (Top) - 7.8cm. Burn time approx. 45hrs. Will hold approx. 220g of wax.

Please do get in touch if you have any questions. We're here to help.

Black candle with a humorous label 'For the night when you almost text him. Put the phone down and light me instead' on a wooden surface

Funny Breakup Candle. For Nights You Almost Text Him

Our Signature Scents
Shipping & Delivery
Candle Safety
Our Signature Scents

All of our candles are available in a curated selection of signature scents, chosen to be widely appealing and suitable for gifting.

OPULENT WHISPER

A luxurious and elegant feminine fragrance with notes of tonka bean and myrrh, layered over a velvety amber base with hints of guaiacwood and soft vanilla.

SMOULDERING NIGHT

A bold, masculine and elegant fragrance with a sense of depth and mystery. Rich frankincense and sweet bergamot blend with earthy vetiver, smooth cashmeran, patchouli, vanilla and luxurious labdanum.

OH SO SWEET

A vibrant, sweet and fruity fragrance featuring juicy black plum, ripe pear and sharp rhubarb for a fresh yet comforting scent.

TRANQUILLITY BAY

A clean and calming coastal fragrance inspired by sea air. Fresh marine notes are balanced with soft amber, patchouli and gentle musk.

CHRISTMAS TREE

A fresh and rejuvenating fragrance that smells like a freshly cut Christmas tree. Crisp pine forest notes create a classic festive scent that many customers enjoy all year round.

Shipping & Delivery

All of our candles are made to order and personalised by you.

Processing time

Your order is typically made and dispatched within 1-2 working days.

Delivery

Orders are sent from our studio in London using tracked serviced.

Standard delivery - 3 working days after dispatch

Next Day Delivery - 1 working day after dispatch.

Candle Safety

Please follow these candle safety guidelines to enjoy your candle safely:


- The first burn matters most. Allow the candle to burn for 3-4 hours to prevent tunnelling
- Trim the wick to approximately 5mm before each burn

- Do not burn the candle for more than 4 hours at a time

- Keep away from children and pets

- Keep away from drafts, heat sources and flammable materials

- Never leave a burning candle unattended

- Discontinue use when approximately 5mm of wax remains to avoid overheating

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