Funny Valentine’s Candle – Smells Like… I Didn’t Know What to Get You, So I’ll Just Get You Naked
When in doubt, go with the classic gift: yourself! This cheeky "Smells Like… I Didn’t Know What to Get You for Valentine’s Day, So I’ll Just Get You Naked" candle is the perfect mix of humour and seduction. Ideal for partners who love a laugh, this candle will set the mood for romance… or at least a good joke.
Example Text (can be fully customised with your own text):
Main text: “Smells Like”
Bottom text: “I Didn’t Know What to Get You for Valentine’s Day, So I’ll Just Get You Naked”
✨ Why You’ll Love This Candle:
✔ Hilariously Bold – The ultimate funny but flirty Valentine’s gift
✔ Luxury Scented Wax – Hand-poured with premium fragrances
✔ Minimalist & Stylish Design – A sleek candle that fits any home aesthetic
✔ A Gift That Says It All – No need for chocolates, flowers, or guessing games
How to customise:
- Choose from 200ml or 300ml jar in black or white. 200ml will burn for approx. 25hrs, 300ml will burn for approx. 45hrs.
- Choose adds on gift box, lid, both or candle only
-Choose scent
- Choose colour of the label - Black or White
- Enter text in bold (max 30 characters)
- Enter message text (max 50 characters). Please note that the longer the text, the smaller the letters and busier the label.
Made From:
Our candles are made to order and hand poured in small batches by us in our studio in London. We use a blend of coconut and rapeseed wax and high quality fragrance oils.
The labels are waterproof, grease and scratch proof and will not fade.
Size:
200ml jar - H 8.35, Diameter - 6.85cm. Burn time approx. 25hrs will hold approx. 160g of wax
300ml jar - H:9.2cm, Diameter (Top) - 7.8cm. Burn time approx. 45hrs. Will hold approx. 220g of wax.
Perfect for:
- Couples who love a laugh
- Cheeky Valentine’s gifts
- Flirty anniversary presents
- Last-minute "I forgot to get you something" solutions
Because sometimes, the best gift is you.
Funny Valentine’s Candle – Smells Like… I Didn’t Know What to Get You, So I’ll Just Get You Naked
All of our candles are available in a curated selection of signature scents, chosen to be widely appealing and suitable for gifting.
OPULENT WHISPER
A luxurious and elegant feminine fragrance with notes of tonka bean and myrrh, layered over a velvety amber base with hints of guaiacwood and soft vanilla.
SMOULDERING NIGHT
A bold, masculine and elegant fragrance with a sense of depth and mystery. Rich frankincense and sweet bergamot blend with earthy vetiver, smooth cashmeran, patchouli, vanilla and luxurious labdanum.
OH SO SWEET
A vibrant, sweet and fruity fragrance featuring juicy black plum, ripe pear and sharp rhubarb for a fresh yet comforting scent.
TRANQUILLITY BAY
A clean and calming coastal fragrance inspired by sea air. Fresh marine notes are balanced with soft amber, patchouli and gentle musk.
CHRISTMAS TREE
A fresh and rejuvenating fragrance that smells like a freshly cut Christmas tree. Crisp pine forest notes create a classic festive scent that many customers enjoy all year round.
All of our candles are made to order and personalised by you.
Processing time
Your order is typically made and dispatched within 1-2 working days.
Delivery
Orders are sent from our studio in London using tracked serviced.
Standard delivery - 3 working days after dispatch
Next Day Delivery - 1 working day after dispatch.
Please follow these candle safety guidelines to enjoy your candle safely:
- The first burn matters most. Allow the candle to burn for 3-4 hours to prevent tunnelling
- Trim the wick to approximately 5mm before each burn
- Do not burn the candle for more than 4 hours at a time
- Keep away from children and pets
- Keep away from drafts, heat sources and flammable materials
- Never leave a burning candle unattended
- Discontinue use when approximately 5mm of wax remains to avoid overheating